Conversation with a 7 Year Old

Child:  Aunt Candy are you Jewish?
AC:  No
Child:  Are you a Christian?
AC:  No
Child:  You must be Jewish because you don't believe in God?
AC:  Jewish people believe in God but not Jesus.
Child:  Do you believe in Jesus?
AC:  No
Child:  Are you sure you are not Jewish?
AC:  (exasperated)  No, I am not Jewish.
*****Long Pause*****
Child:  I guess this means you are going to hell.